Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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