plz talk dirty to me
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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