these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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