It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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