i was born a porn star she said
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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