Where is the hickey?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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