just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I understand Curling. That high.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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