The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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