ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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