I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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