shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Found the puke drawer
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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