do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I did not marry a roomba.
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