Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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