Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You can't just leave with hair like that
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
