That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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