I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I am puke
if i can run in heels then i can drive
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
