I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
