yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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