margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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