sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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