Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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