Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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