He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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