you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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