When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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