she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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