So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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