...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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