I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Houston, we have a squirter
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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