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i already hear my dad disowning me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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