Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my sisters under your porch take her home
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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