Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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