Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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