laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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