Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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