it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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