Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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