Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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