She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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