Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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