that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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