Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Randomize
