Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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