I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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