so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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