so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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