I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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