You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Found the puke drawer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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