my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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