i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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