what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think my moral compass just broke
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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