Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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